I guess everything would look pretty damn crazy at first. Like I just landed in Hong Kong during rush hour. So I’m Chris Tucker. This and that flying errywher, I’m constantly being pushed around. Eventually I find a way to understand the traffic and I start flowing along. I drive/walk/run from server to server; I see porn, wars, sports, porn, shopping items, cats, porn, RIP Nelson Walkers, porn (I never realized this before, but the internet is full of porn for some reason). Finally I fulfill my life’s biggest dream: to be stuck in your WiFi router, whoever you are, Anon. Then it becomes incomprehensible again, but a familiar incomprehensible for a change. I see [content removed due to life privacy violation], so I sit down and enjoy the show with a serene smile on my face. Maybe I stay there for a few weeks and study how the content changes in my absence. Whether I start seeing reasons to be jealous or not! Maybe I start feeling sad and guilty. In the end I will try to send you a message, one that will fill you with emotion and will let you know I’m still there. I love you.
I can only speak for myself, so here is a list of things I would probably do under those circumstances:
I find that highly unlikely, Anon, simply because I don’t see who would be that curious about me.
Incidentally, what are you doing this December?
Location: Kissing, Bavaria, Germany
House type: cottage, green gables
Car: 1998 BMW, white; license plate: KS-AB407
- Name: Piena DeMooch
- Email address: email@example.com
- Occupation: H&H Supply Manager
- Dyes hair red
- Name: Benz U. Owehr
- Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org
- Occupation: bus driver, daily trips between Kissing and Fucking, Austria
- Shaves head, grows handlebar moustache
Let me begin by saying dass meine Freundin schon ideal ist. Here’s why:
Very good question, anon. Ich werd meine Freundin fragen. Sie hat Erfahrung damit.